Serena Williams Departs the "Conan O'Brien" Show

OMG, Serena Williams is the biggest woman I've ever seen in my life! You can't tell from the video or even from television, but her arms have to be bigger that Arnold Schwarzeneggers. I'm not kidding, trying to make fun of her, or exaggerating.

The video is a little short, because I missed her by five minutes when she arrived. I left to see Jessica Simpson. Serena didn't seem very happy, and I got the impression I scared her with the video camera. Maybe she heard about the Kanye West incident.